小幽默三則

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Two Pronouns

The teacher said to a student, “Saud, name two pronouns.”

Saud who suddenly woke up said, “Who, me?”

兩個(gè)代詞

老師對(duì)學(xué)生說(shuō)：“Saud, 給出兩個(gè)代詞?！?/p>

突然從夢(mèng)中驚醒的Saud說(shuō)道：“誰(shuí)？我？”

How to Get Clean Water?

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?

Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

怎樣得到凈水

老師：我們?cè)鯓硬拍艿玫礁蓛舻乃?/p>

學(xué)生：把水從河里打出來(lái)，然后洗一洗。

Give Me a Dollar

Son: Dad, give me a dime, please.

Father: Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever

begging for dimes?

Son: I guess youre right, Dad. Then give me a dollar, will you?

給我一塊錢

兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。

父親：兒子，難道你不認(rèn)為你已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢

（該自立了）了嗎？

兒子：爸爸，我想你是對(duì)的，那就給我一塊錢，行嗎？