I recently got into a graduate program, but should I quit my job? Wise Ayi, please tell me what to do?
Rainbow
All those fresh 畢業(yè)生?(b#y-sh8ng,?graduates) without jobs and now you want to quit? Youre 暴殄天物?(b3o ti2n ti`n w&,?recklessly wasting Gods good gift)! Why dont you just admit that you dont want to 承擔(dān)責(zé)任?(ch9ngd`n z9r-n,?take responsibility) for your life anymore? Wasting your 可憐的?(k0li1n de,?pathetic) savings on some program or it is your parents who will pay for it? Grow up and stop dreaming! My daughter only had a high school education but she turned out fine 堅(jiān)持?(ji`nch!,?sticking to) her job as a waitress—well, that, and marrying a rich husband. So why dont you just do the same?
Is there a TCM remedy you can recommend for my allergies?
Simon Sinuses
Yes, its called stop being a 窩囊廢?(w4nangf-i,?wuss), rich boy! Have you ever seen a 環(huán)衛(wèi)工?(hu1nw-ig4ng,?sanitary worker) with allergies as they sweep dead flower buds off the streets? You 嬌氣的?(ji`oq# de,?spoiled) brat with your 一塵不染的?(y# ch9n b& r2n de,?spotless) apartment. I bet you even bathe every day. Your 免疫系統(tǒng)?(mi2ny# x#t6ng, immune system) is like a bunch of idle civil servants in a big fat government agency, hanging around with no work to do! Go take the subway, eat some of the chuanr in the night market, and get in touch with some real 細(xì)菌?(x#j$n,?germs).
Dear Investor, would you like to hear about an excellent investment plan for you and your family? You can double your capital in a year.
22nd Century Investment
Oh please, everyone knows the quickest and easiest ways to get rich—you can find them in the 刑法?(x!ngf2,?Criminal Law). Besides, Im pretty sure you are 垃圾郵件?(l`j~ y5uji3n,?trash mail) that should end up in my spam folder. I am just too bored of the usual 雞毛蒜皮?(j~m1o su3np!,?chicken feather and garlic skin; frivolous matters). People write to me all the time to solve their stupid problems! Now, you 詐騙犯?(zh3pi3nf3n,?frauds) think of me as your 人傻錢多?(r9nsh2 qi1ndu4,?rich dummy) but you couldnt be more wrong! I am both brilliant and broke. So why dont you move on to something more productive, like sharpening your paper box-making skills—you will need them in prison.