幽默可樂

少年筆墨（Teen Ink）

Settle down and settle up

When my brother， a notorious spender， came home for a visit， he told my father he was going to get married and settle down. Dad said， "Why don't you stay single and settle up？"

一字之差

我的哥哥是個(gè)有名的揮霍者。他回家時(shí)，告訴父親他要結(jié)婚了，要安定下來(lái)。父親反問他：“你為什么不實(shí)行獨(dú)身主義，先把欠的債還清呢？”

Stands firmly grounded

sways in the wind

elated always feels like home

Trees

By amandafrisby，Pleasant Grove，UT

樹

作者：阿曼達(dá)弗里斯比（網(wǎng)名），美國(guó)猶他州普萊森特格羅夫

堅(jiān)定站立，扎根泥土

臨風(fēng)搖擺，歡欣鼓舞

歲月靜好，永久歸宿

善意的謊言

作者：星星谷34號(hào)（網(wǎng)名），美國(guó)南卡羅來(lái)納州羅克希爾市

Healthy Lies

By starshollow34，rock hill，SC

Oh your lies

taste like healthy candy

taste like deceit

啊，你的謊言

有健康糖果的味道

有欺瞞的味道