小幽默二則

林鋒

Sleeping Pills

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor， who gave him some extra-strong sleeping pills.

Sunday night Bob took the pills， slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office， walked in and said to his boss： “I didn’t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.”

“That’s fine，” shouted the boss， “but where were you Monday and Tuesday？”

A Race

A： Why are all those people running？

B： They are running a race to get a cup.

A： Who will get the cup？

B： The person who wins.

A： Then why are all the others running？

安眠藥

鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開了一些強(qiáng)力安眠藥。

星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過(guò)來(lái)。他到了辦公室，溜達(dá)進(jìn)去，對(duì)老板說(shuō)：“我今天早上起床一點(diǎn)麻煩都沒(méi)有?！?/p>

“好啊！”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了？”

一場(chǎng)賽跑

A：為什么那些人都在跑？

B：他們正在賽跑去爭(zhēng)奪獎(jiǎng)杯。

A：誰(shuí)將得到獎(jiǎng)杯？

B：贏的人。

A：那為什么其他人都在跑？