笑話

姜琴

我的新寵物

John： I buy 50 goldfish.

David： Great！ Where are you going to keep them？

John： In the bathroom.

David： But what will you do when taking a bath？

John： Blindfold them.

約翰：我買了50條金魚。

戴維：不錯(cuò)！你打算放在哪兒養(yǎng)？

約翰：放在浴室。

戴維：可是你洗澡的時(shí)候怎么辦？

約翰：蒙上它們的眼睛。

撥錯(cuò)號(hào)了

A little boy calls his fathers office. When his father answers the phone， the boy says， “Hello， whos this？”

His father recognizes his sons voice and answers， “The smartest man in the world.”

The little boy says， “Sorry， I got the wrong number.”

一個(gè)小男孩給他爸爸辦公室撥電話。當(dāng)他爸爸接電話時(shí)，男孩在電話里問道：“你好，你是誰？”

男孩爸爸聽出了他的聲音，說道：“世界上最帥的人?！?/p>

小男孩說：“對(duì)不起，我撥錯(cuò)號(hào)了。”