[美]Marshall's Talent Education，LLC.龔珍妮

I. I hate to see you standing thereall by yourself！

我不愿意看到你總是一個(gè)人站在那兒！

Mrs. Hopkins was a new teacher. She was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying， “Everyone who thinks they're stupid， stand up！'，

After a few seconds， Little Davie stood up.The teacher said， “Do you think you're stupid， Little Davie？，^

"No， madam， but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself！"

霍普金斯夫人是一名新老師，她試圖運(yùn)用她學(xué)過的心理學(xué)課程教學(xué)。她以一句“所有認(rèn)為自己笨的人，請(qǐng)站起來！”的方式開始上課。

幾秒鐘后，小戴維斯站了起來。老師說：“小戴維斯，你覺得你笨嗎？”

“不，夫人，但我不愿意看到總是你一個(gè)人站在那兒！”

2. Two Silly Children

兩個(gè)傻孩子

Nathan is an Australian boy. He's 10 years old. He has a twin sister. Her name is Sally. They5re both primary school students. And they're both a little bit silly.

One day， Nathan5 s teacher asked her students to write an essay on their favourite animal. Nathan and Sally came back home and began to write their essays.

When Nathan's mother came home， she was amazed to see Nathan sitting on a horse， writing something.

"What on earth are you doing there， Nathan？" she asked.

“Well， our teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal.，^ answered Nathan， "That's why I'm here and that's why Sally sitting in the goldfish bowl.^^

奈森是個(gè)澳大利亞男孩。他io歲了。他有一個(gè)雙胞胎妹妹。她叫莎莉。他們都是小學(xué)生。他們都有點(diǎn)傻。

一天，奈森的老師讓她的學(xué)生們寫一篇關(guān)于他們最喜歡的動(dòng)物的短文。奈森和莎莉回到家后便開始寫短文。

當(dāng)奈森的母親回家時(shí)，她驚訝地看到奈森坐在馬上寫著什么。

“你到底在那里干什么，奈森？"她問道。

“嗯，老師叫我們坐在我們最喜歡的動(dòng)物上面寫一篇短文?！蹦紊卮鹫f：

“這就是為什么我在這里，而薩莉坐在金魚缸上。"

3. Most Wanted

最想要的

Little Ronnie's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

“Yes，" said the policeman."The detectives want very badly to capturehim."

Little Ronnie asked， "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture？"

小羅尼所在的幼兒園班級(jí)去當(dāng)?shù)鼐炀帧皩?shí)地考察”，在那里他們看到了貼在公告牌上的10名頭號(hào)通緝犯的照片。其中一個(gè)小孩指著一張照片，問它是否真的是通緝犯的照片。

"是的，"警察說，“偵探們非常想抓住他。"

小羅尼問：“你拍他的照片時(shí)為什么不留下他？”