Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else!

蒙大拿州:這片土地上到處都是大片的天空、郵寄炸彈的恐怖分子和狂熱的右翼分子,除此之外幾乎一無所有!

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest.

內(nèi)布拉斯加州:問問關(guān)于我們州座右銘大賽的事情吧。

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

內(nèi)華達(dá)州:紅燈區(qū)里拉客的娼妓,當(dāng)然還有紙牌游戲!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone!

新罕布什爾州:走遠(yuǎn)點(diǎn)兒,讓我們安靜會兒!

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

新澤西州:你們想要一個很那個的座右銘是嗎?好吧,這就是我給你們找的很那個的座右銘!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets!

新墨西哥州:蜥蜴可是非常不錯的寵物啊!

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To Be An Attorney...

紐約州:你有權(quán)保持沉默,你也有權(quán)成為一名律師……

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable!

北卡羅來納州:難道煙草不是一種蔬菜嗎?

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

北達(dá)科他州:我們真的是美國的50個州中的一個!

Ohio: At Least Were Not Michigan.

俄亥俄州:最起碼我們不是密歇根州。

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing!

俄克拉荷馬州:和演出很相似,只是沒有歌聲!

Oregon: Spotted Owl... Its Whats For Dinner.

俄勒岡州:斑點(diǎn)貓頭鷹……它就是我們的晚飯。

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.

賓夕法尼亞州:烹飪要用煤做燃料。

Rhode Island: Were Not REALLY An Island!

羅得島州:我們真的不是一個島嶼!

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didnt Actually Surrender!

南卡羅來納州:還記得南北戰(zhàn)爭嗎?事實(shí)上我們并沒有投降!

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.

南達(dá)科他州:比北達(dá)科他州要近一些。

Tennessee: The Educashun State!

田納西州:“教育”之州!

Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English).

得克薩斯州:是的,我會說英語。

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus!

猶他州:我們的耶穌比你們的耶穌更好!

Vermont: Yep!

佛蒙特州:是啊!

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Dont Mix?

弗吉尼亞州:誰說那些刻板的政府官員不能和懶散的鄉(xiāng)下人混為一談?

Washington: Help! Were Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

華盛頓州:救命呀!我們這里的蠢貨和懶鬼已經(jīng)泛濫成災(zāi)了!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

華盛頓特區(qū):嗨,想當(dāng)市長嗎?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!

西弗吉尼亞州:一個幸福的大家庭……真的,沒騙你!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese!

威斯康星州:來切些奶酪吧!

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared!

懷俄明州:這里的男人都是男子漢……膽小鬼只有害怕的份兒!

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