狗狗懺悔錄

宋琪

I have eaten 2 Bibles in the last week.

我上周啃了兩本《圣經(jīng)》。

I steal rocks from this plant and hide them all over the house.

我把這個(gè)花盆里的石頭偷出來(lái)，藏在了家里的各個(gè)角落。

I killed the sofa for you. Youre welcome.

主人，我?guī)湍惆堰@個(gè)沙發(fā)殺掉了。不用謝。

I pooped in Conners room and tried to blame the puppy.

我在康納斯的臥室里便便，并且試圖把責(zé)任推給小狗崽。

Ive been stealing tennis balls out of my neighbours yard for 3 years. Im not sorry.

這三年來(lái)我都在從鄰居家后院偷網(wǎng)球。我覺(jué)得這沒(méi)什么啊。

4：15 a.m. I howl at birds singing. Not ashamed. 凌晨四點(diǎn)一刻我聽到鳥叫，所以也跟著大聲嚎叫。我一點(diǎn)不覺(jué)得慚愧。