Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
老師: 西印度群島都出產(chǎn)些什么?
Student: I don't know.
學(xué)生: 我不知道。
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
老師: 怎么會不知道,你每天吃的糖哪兒來的?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
學(xué)生: 鄰居家借的。
Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I
have had punished you. What do you
want to say?
老師: 這已經(jīng)是我本周第五次罰你了。想說點什么嗎?
Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are
holidays, Sir!
學(xué)生: 幸好禮拜六禮拜天不上課啊老師!
Teacher: How can you make so many
mistakes in just one day?
老師: 為什么你一天里能做錯那么多事?
Student: I get up early!
學(xué)生: 誰讓我起得早呢!