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Man: Bartender, give me seven shots of your finest whiskey.

Bartender: Seven? For who?

Man: Just me.

Bartender: Wow! I’ve never seen someone drink so much so fast. Rough day?

Man: Yeah, I’m going to get punched in the face today.

Bartender: Why is that?

Man: I just ordered a bunch of drinks I can’t pay for.

ANSWERS FOR LAST ISSUE

ACROSS: 3. 可樂 5. 水至清則無魚 7. 東北 8. 調(diào)虎離山 10. 江南

DOWN: 1. 揚(yáng)子江 2. 旁觀者清 3. 可有可無 4. 南水北調(diào) 6. 魚死網(wǎng)破 9. 山寨

CROSS WORD

ACROSS

2. Fight 100 battles, ever-victorious

4. Being a celebrity for a time

6. The TV genre that has kept the Kardashians famous

7. An oh-so precious metal

8. What do wind, a horse, and an ox have in common?

9. Your car, health, and home all rely on this protection

10. What an angry customer might do

12. Great for your health, but hard to keep up

13. The southernmost island of South America

DOWN

1. A number that also means “idiot”

3. The flower Harry Potter’s mum was named after

4. Places tourists visit

5. Event featuring skinny women and weird clothes

6. True gold fears no fire

7. Bovine creatures that can get you all the tickets you want

8. Investment for startup companies

11. China’s young middle class obsessed with all things highbrow

14. Online slang for Japan