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Jokes： Teacher and Pappu 笑話：老師與帕普

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Teacher： Pappu， how do you spell “crocodile［鱷魚］”？

Pappu： “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”.

Teacher： No， that’s wrong.

Pappu： Maybe it’s wrong， but you asked me how I spell it！

Teacher： Pappu， give me a sentence starting with “I”.

Pappu： I is...

Teacher： No， Pappu.Always say， “I am.”

Pappu： All right...“I am the ninth letter［字母］of the alphabet［字母表］.”

Teacher： Can anybody give an example of “coincidence［巧合］”？

Pappu： “My mother and father got married on the same day， at the same time.”

Teacher： George Washington not only cut down his father’s cherry［櫻桃］tree， but also admitted doing it.Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him？

Pappu： Because George still had the axe in

his hand？

Teacher： Now， Pappu， tell me frankly［坦白地］do you say prayers［禱告］before eating？

Pappu： No， sir， I don’t have to.My mom is a good cook.

Teacher： Pappu， your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s.Did you copy his？

Pappu： No， sir， it’s the same dog！

Teacher： What a pair of strange socks you are wearing， one is green and the other one is blue with red spots！

Pappu： Yes， it’s really strange.I’ve got another pair just like that at home.