陳瑋青
[英語(yǔ)原文]
A lorry driver David driving 200 penguins to London Zoo. But his lorry breaks down on the motorway.When another lorry driver Robert stops in the front of him,David asks for help,explains that taking the penguins to the zoo. Robert says,“Ok. I can help you.”
Some hours later Robert drivers back passes David. David still on the lorry look happy.
“I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.” David says.
Robert replies,“I did, but I had some money left so Im going to the cinema now.”
[漢語(yǔ)翻譯]
一個(gè)叫戴維的貨車(chē)司機(jī)載著200只企鵝去倫敦動(dòng)物園,可是他的車(chē)在高速公路上壞了。當(dāng)一輛貨車(chē)停在他面前的時(shí)候,戴維向司機(jī)羅伯特求救,并且解釋自己要送這些企鵝去倫敦動(dòng)物園。羅伯特說(shuō):“行,我?guī)湍?。?/p>
幾個(gè)小時(shí)過(guò)后,羅伯特又回來(lái)了,經(jīng)過(guò)戴維的車(chē)時(shí),戴維還在車(chē)上,很高興的樣子。
“我想我告訴過(guò)你,要把這些企鵝送進(jìn)動(dòng)物園的?!贝骶S說(shuō)。
羅伯特回答說(shuō):“是的,我去了。但是我的錢(qián)包丟在電影院了,所以我現(xiàn)在要回電影院去?!?/p>
[哈哈鏡]
戴維的車(chē)壞了,只好求助于羅伯特。羅伯特滿口答應(yīng),戴維滿懷期待地等待著。出乎意料的是,幾個(gè)小時(shí)候后,羅伯特回來(lái)了,原來(lái)他的錢(qián)包落在電影院了,他要回電影院去取錢(qián)包。他的這個(gè)舉動(dòng)讓戴維陷入了尷尬的境地。
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