A Materialistic Lawyer
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his BMW. “Officer, look what theyve done to my BMW!”
“You lawyers are so materialistic!” retorted the office, “Youre so worried about your BMW that you didnt even notice that your left arm was ripped off!”
“Oh my God!”replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was,“Wheres my Role?”
金錢(qián)至上的律師
有一位律師剛打開(kāi)他的寶馬車(chē)門(mén),一輛車(chē)突然撞上來(lái),把車(chē)門(mén)給撞飛了。當(dāng)警察到達(dá)現(xiàn)場(chǎng)的時(shí)候,這位律師正因他的寶馬車(chē)受到的損害而痛苦地抱怨著:“警官,你瞧瞧他們對(duì)我的寶馬車(chē)做的好事!”
警官卻說(shuō):“你這樣的律師實(shí)在太金錢(qián)至上了!你只關(guān)心寶馬車(chē),竟然沒(méi)注意到你的左手臂被撞飛了?!?/p>
“哦,我的天啊!”律師這才注意到流著血、已經(jīng)沒(méi)了胳膊的左肩膀,“我的勞力士手表去哪里了?”
Words
By Madison Claire V.
Words are hornets,
ready to sting if threatened.
Leaving wounds that cannot be healed,
and scars that cannot be erased.
Words are bayonets,
leaving gashes if needed.
Never allowing their victim to flee,
always leaving pain when touched.
Words are needles,
causation is necessary.
Because they will prick whenever commanded,
leaving behind sores or temporary pain.
But words can be flowers,
sweet,
fragrant,
there to help ready when needed.
Words are teachers,
ready to teach.
Tutor and tell,
words should be used sparingly.
文字
作者:麥迪生·克萊爾·V.
文字是受到威脅,
就會(huì)叮人的大黃蜂。
留下無(wú)法愈合的創(chuàng)傷,
和無(wú)法消除的疤痕。
文字是刺刀,
該出手時(shí)一刀見(jiàn)血。
受害者無(wú)法逃脫,
并留下長(zhǎng)久的隱痛。
文字是針,
但也不輕易使用。
有醫(yī)囑才扎人,
留下針眼或暫時(shí)的痛。
但文字也可以是鮮花,
芬芳馥郁,
怡人身心,
它們永遠(yuǎn)在那里等你。
文字為人師,
傳道授業(yè)解惑,
訓(xùn)誡啟迪引領(lǐng),
文字當(dāng)善用。endprint