The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. “My son is a monsignor，” said the first proud woman. “When he enters a room， people say， ‘Hello， Monsignor.”

The second mother went on， “My son is a bishop. When he enters a room， people say， ‘Hello， Your Excellency.”

“My son is a cardinal.” continued the next one. “When he enters a room， people say， ‘Hello， Your Eminence.” The fourth mother thought for a moment. “My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds， ” she said. “When he enters a room， people say， ‘Oh， my God！”

四位牧師的母親聚到一起談?wù)撍齻兊膬鹤印！拔业膬鹤邮莻€(gè)教士，”第一位母親自豪地說(shuō)道，“他進(jìn)入房間，人們都說(shuō)，‘您好，閣下?！?/p>

第二為母親說(shuō)：“我的兒子是位主教。他進(jìn)入房間，人們都稱，‘您好，大人?！?“我的兒子是位紅衣主教，”第三位母親接著說(shuō)，“他走進(jìn)房間，人們都說(shuō)，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人。”

第四位母親略思片刻?！拔业膬鹤由砀吡⒊呤?，體重三百磅，”她說(shuō)，“他要是走入房間，人們都說(shuō)‘哦，我的上帝！”