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Dear Ayi， all my colleagues are using ChatGPT at work， but I dont trust machines and Im scared it will make mistakes. What should I do？

Anxious Andy

ChatGPT is just like my 沒(méi)用的老公?（méiyòng de lǎogōng， good-for-nothing husband）—it cant be trusted without supervision. Sure， he shows up with his 工資?（gōngzī， pay check） at the end of the month， but you have to check the numbers carefully in case hes hiding any 私房錢?（sīfángqián， secret stash of money）. Just like how my 沒(méi)良心的?（méi liángxīn de， heartless） husband might blow all our savings at the 麻將桌?（májiàngzhuō， mahjong table）， a robot could ruin your life when you least expected.

Use it like the 中藥?（zhōngyào， traditional Chinese medicine） herbal tea I take every day—its good for my health but I dont expect it to cure everything. Why is everyone nowadays obsessed with trying to find shortcuts to doing a bit of 勞動(dòng)?（láodòng， hard work）， anyway？

Ayi， my grandmother is obsessed with her cellphone. All she does is watch Douyin， and even sends money to influencers on livestreams！ How do I get her to stop？

Concerned granddaughter

You kids are so 自私?（zìsī， selfish）！ My generation 辛苦一輩子?（xīnkǔ?yíbèizi， worked hard our whole life）， arent we entitled to some leisure for once？ Whether its square dancing or watching 短視頻?（duǎnshìpín， short videos）， your grandmother can do whatever makes her happy. Whats it to you if she spends some money？ Shes not using your salary！ Worried about your inheritance， huh？

And remind me， whats the difference between grandparents buying things for our favorite 網(wǎng)紅?（wǎnghóng， influencer） and you youngsters spending thousands on 演唱會(huì)門票?（yǎnchànghuì?ménpiào， concert tickets） to see 小鮮肉?（xiǎo xiānròu， “l(fā)ittle fresh meat” or young male celebrities） from 100 rows back？ At least I get some use out of the stuff I buy online. Look at this wall of 廁紙?（cèzhǐ， toilet paper） I bought during 雙十一?（Shuāng Shíyī， Singles Day）. I got them for next to nothing！

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