English Jokes英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

龔珍妮

1. Because it wasnt raining

因?yàn)槟菚r(shí)候天沒(méi)有下雨

Smart is a well-known smart boy. He can answer any question the others ask.

One day， Billy asked him a difficult question. Billy said，“Smart， can you answer me a question？”

Smart said， “Sure.”

Billy said， “If six children and two dogswere under an umbrella， how come none ofthem got wet？”

Smart thought it over and said， “Because it wasnt raining.”

眾所周知， 斯馬特是一個(gè)聰明的男孩。他能回答別人提出的任何問(wèn)題。

一天，比利問(wèn)了他一個(gè)難題。比利說(shuō) ：“斯馬特，你能回答我一個(gè)問(wèn)題嗎？”

斯馬特說(shuō)：“當(dāng)然。”

比利說(shuō) ：“如果六個(gè)孩子和兩只狗都在一把傘下，為什么他們卻沒(méi)有淋濕？”

斯馬特想了想說(shuō)：“因?yàn)槟菚r(shí)候天沒(méi)有下雨?！?/p>

Notes：

well-known adj. 廣為人知的

any adj. 任何一（個(gè)；種；……）

difficult adj. 難的；困難的

umbrella n. 雨傘

how come 為什么；怎么會(huì)……

think … over 想了一會(huì)兒

2. It was lemonade

這是檸檬水

Mike was a city boy. He was on his first camping trip with some elder students.

It was 11：30. Mike was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.

The old-timer said to Mike， “Mike， it smells like rain.”

Mike replied immediately， “No. They said it was lemonade.”

邁克是一個(gè)城里的男孩。他第一次和一些年長(zhǎng)的學(xué)生一起露營(yíng)。

當(dāng)時(shí)是11：30。邁克正在樹(shù)下吃午飯，這時(shí)一位學(xué)長(zhǎng)走了過(guò)來(lái)。

那位學(xué)長(zhǎng)對(duì)邁克說(shuō)：“邁克，這聞起來(lái)像要下雨了?！?/p>

邁克立即回答道：“不。他們說(shuō)這是檸檬水。”

Notes：

camping trip 露營(yíng)

elder adj. 年長(zhǎng)的

old-timer n. 老資格的人

come along 走了過(guò)來(lái)

smell like 聞起來(lái)像

immediately adv. 立即；馬上

lemonade n. 檸檬；檸檬的味道

3. Whose dad is the best？

誰(shuí)的爸爸最棒？

Jack， John and Tom are small kids. They are all 5 years old. They often chat together.

One afternoon， they chatted about whose dad was the best.

Jack said， “My dad is the best. He can shoot an arrow， run after it， get in front of it， and catch it in his bare hands.”

John said， “No. My dad is the best. He can shoot a gun， run after the bullet， get in front of it.”

Tom said， “Your fathers are just so so！ My father is the best. One night， he discovered a meteorite flying towards Earth. He jumped into the air and grabbed the meteorite with just one hand.”

杰克、約翰和湯姆都是小孩子。他們都是5歲。他們經(jīng)常一起聊天。

一天下午，他們聊起誰(shuí)的爸爸是最棒的。

杰克說(shuō)：“我爸爸是最棒的。他會(huì)射箭，能追箭，能沖在箭前，還能徒手接住箭?！?/p>

約翰說(shuō)：“不，我爸爸是最棒的。他會(huì)開(kāi)槍?zhuān)分訌椗?，能沖到子彈的前面?！?/p>

湯姆說(shuō)：“你們的父親馬馬虎虎！我爸爸才是最棒的。一天晚上，他發(fā)現(xiàn)一顆隕石飛向地球。他跳到空中，只用一只手就抓住了那顆隕石?！?/p>

Notes：

chat v. 聊天

arrow n. 箭

run after… 追逐；追趕

bare hands 徒手；空手

gun n. 槍

bullet n. 子彈

just so so 一般；馬馬虎虎

discover v. 發(fā)現(xiàn)

meteorite n. 隕石

grab v. 抓住

4. Why did Little Johnny cry louder？

為什么小約翰哭得更厲害了？

Little Johnny was crying one day， and his dad asked him why.

“Ive lost five cents，” sobbed Johnny.

“Dont worry，” said his dad kindly. “Heres five more for you.”

At this， Johnny cried louder than ever.

“Now what is it？” asked his dad.

“I wish Id said Id lost ten cents！”

一天，小約翰正在哭泣，他爸爸問(wèn)他為什么哭。

“我丟了五美分?！奔s翰抽泣著說(shuō)。

“別擔(dān)心，”他爸爸和藹地說(shuō)，“我再給你五美分?！?/p>

聽(tīng)到這里，約翰哭得比此前的聲音更大。

“現(xiàn)在又怎么了？”他爸爸問(wèn)道。

“我真希望我剛才說(shuō)我丟了十美分！”

Notes：

cry v. 哭

cent n. 分；美分

sob v. 抽泣

kindly adv. 親切地