誰(shuí)的兒子最偉大

王松海

Whose son is thegreatest

Themothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. “My son is a monsignor,” said the first proud woman. “When he enters a room，people say， ‘Hello，Monsignor.”

The second mother went on, “My son is a bishop. When he enters a room，people say，‘Hello， Your Excellency.”

“My son is a cardinal.” continued the next one. “When he enters a room, people say, ‘Hello, Your Eminence.”

The fourth mother thought for a moment. “My son is six-foot-teen and weighs 300 pounds，” she said, “When he enters a room, people say, ‘Oh, my God.”

四個(gè)神職人員的母親聚在一起談?wù)撟约旱膬鹤印！拔覂鹤邮莻€(gè)教士?！钡谝粋€(gè)驕傲的母親說(shuō)，“當(dāng)他走進(jìn)一個(gè)房間時(shí)，人們會(huì)說(shuō)：‘您好，教士?！?/p>

第二個(gè)母親接著說(shuō)：“我兒子是個(gè)主教。當(dāng)他走進(jìn)一個(gè)房間時(shí)，人們會(huì)說(shuō):‘您好，主教閣下?！?/p>

“我兒子是紅衣主教?！钡谌齻€(gè)母親繼續(xù)說(shuō)，“當(dāng)他走進(jìn)一個(gè)房間時(shí)，人們會(huì)說(shuō)，‘您好，紅衣主教閣下。”

第四個(gè)母親想了想說(shuō)：“我兒子身高6英尺10英寸，體重300磅，當(dāng)他走進(jìn)一個(gè)房間時(shí)，人們都說(shuō)：‘噢，上帝呀！”