When People Praise Me每次別人夸我的時候……

It is said that ugly people should read more,no wonder my mom told me that I am not fi t for reading books.

聽說人丑就要多讀書，難怪我媽從小就說……

我不是讀書的料。

A smile-a-lot girl never gets too close to misfortune.

If she is unlucky,she will be unable to laugh.

愛笑的女生運氣不會太差……

運氣差也笑不出來……

Only lazy boy will complain about getting up,

the motivated people will make a call for asking for leave.

只有懶人才會為早上起床抱怨，真正有行動力的人會……

馬上打電話請假。

My roommate asked me to bring his lunch，and he called to tell me "I want them without using spices(sounds like "I do not need it"in Chinese)," so I came back without anything.

室友讓我?guī)顼?，中途給我打電話說“不要辣”，于是我就空手回來了……

My desk-mate told me that people with a magnetic voice can become a success broadcaster because those people with magnetic voice can attract many "Old Iron"(Old fellows).

我同桌跟我說聲音有磁性的人適合做直播，因為……

可以吸引很多老鐵。

How to whiten the skin？

To sunburn your neck.

教大家一個臉顯白的方法？

把脖子曬黑。

I always feel uncomfortable when people praise me, because the praise is not enough.

每次別人夸我的時候我都會非常的局促不安……因為夸得還不夠

Since I brought a gymnasium card ,my fi tness way is stuck completely.

自從我辦了健身卡，我的健身之路……算是徹底卡住了。